MY SON!!!! MY BOY!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

lunnafurst:

Someone requested Satans back so here you go! My favorite thing about his demon form is the ribbon <3 i just think its neat

velvetys:

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

valtsv:

enough feminist retellings where the princess saves herself from the dragon. we need more feminist retellings where the princess and the dragon are a con artist duo scamming the knights of the realm.

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They go Bra Shopping

Lucifer: What size is your… Boobs? Is that what you call Them?

Mammon: Yo shawty what size them cha cha bingos?

Leviathan: Hurry up. What is the size of your balloons I need to catch up on the fan meet!

Satan: How big are those hand warmers Ma?

Asmodues: Hey Mommy! What size are your tits?

Beelzebub: I’m sorry for being disrespectful but what size are your honkers?

Belphegor: Take off your shirt and show me your breast.

eldrichboyo:

Whenever mc and the boys go for a family outing, mc has to count heads as they leave out the door. If their missing one or the count is off they have to tear the house apart to get all 7 of them in one place bf locking the house door. This includes lucifer.

Diavolo be damned if they accidentally have a home alone situation.

gatchagay-deactivated20230602:

i did a thing based off a funny meme

midnightsunnyday:

*stands on podium* to the artist who draws Lucifer with the gray DILF streak. I don’t know who you are, but thank you. Your service is appreciated.

devildomtherapist:

back from the dead to shitpost

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace:

OBEY ME: MC sending them dirty pick up lines

This include obey me boys except the angels baka another - 1000 na naman ako sa langit

A/N: Credits for the cute chibi demon brothers goes to sora, you can check his twitter acc (sora🌻🐰:@comms)

Also forgive me if i made some mistake but anyways i hope you enjoyed this

Masterlist🌻

utopiaawritessv2-deactivated202:

Attractive Things He Does

; it’s been months since i’ve been here so first, let me apologize real quick. i’ve been so unmotivated with everything lately but i’m just trying to get through and deal with it.

; i’m basically thirsting. this was not a request, but i saw someone do this so i thought of more bc i could not stop thinking about them doing these. [ib: @writingiseasyohshi]

; TW: suggestive stuff (not nsfw but has innuendos), basically thirst (and yes, these are little things i find completely attractive in a guy. please don’t judge me)

Leans against the doorframe alot. Literally does it everytime they come into your room to call you for dinner or when you’re in the kitchen making something and they come to check on you.

— Lucifer, Belphegor, Solomon, Satan, Leviathan

Places a hand behind the passenger seat as he looks behind to reverse the car. He even leans back completely, pushing his back flat on the seat.

— Mammon, Leviathan, Beelzebub (listen, if levi and beel knew how to drive they would ok 🥴)

Lightly blows his bangs away from his face, completely focused on a task. He’s so busy and in the zone that he won’t even use his hands to just push away the stray hair.

— Satan, Lucifer, Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon

Likes to cherish your hand, sometimes absentmindedly; tracing lines and patterns, playing with any rings that may be worn on your finger/s, or just… holding them. It doesn’t matter to him just as long as he gets to feel them.

— Leviathan, Simeon, Mammon, Asmodeus

Says, “hm?” or “mm?” instead of “what?” or “yes?” when getting called his attention. (i’m so sorry i just find it hot bc of their voices when they do that pls)

— Beelzebub, Lucifer, Barbatos, Satan, Leviathan, Belphegor

Looks at you whenever you talk to him. Literally drops whatever he’s doing and looks into your eyes immensely so that you know that he’s listening.

— Diavolo, Asmodeus, Mammon, Belphegor, Simeon, Beelzebub

Casually drapes an arm around your shoulder when in public. Sometimes he doesn’t even know it until you point it out.

— Asmodeus, Mammon (these two definitely like having an arm around you at all times)

Does that thing. You know, when he needs to move past you and you’re kinda blocking the way, he just conveniently places his hands on your waist and pulls you aside gently. To make it worse (or better), he knows exactly what he’s doing.

— Lucifer, Simeon, Asmodeus, Belphegor, Satan, Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon

nospacesapparently:

Mc: So, the people I’m supposed to date are-

Mc, pointing at Lucifer: threatened to kill me several times,

Mc, pointing at Mammon: no money management skills and won’t admit he likes me,

Mc, pointing at Levi: I will always be second to his Ruri-chan body pillow,

Mc, pointing at Satan: daddy and anger issues,

Mc, pointing at Asmo: narcissisms runs so deep thinks liking someone more than himself is an illness, 

Mc, pointing at Beel: might eat me accidentally and does eat all the food in the house

Mc, pointing at Belphie: and actually did kill me.

Mc: And the people I’m not supposed to date are-

Mc, pointing at Barbatos: basically Sebastion 2.0 expect doesn’t want to eat your soul,

Mc, pointing at Diavolo: immensely powerful and rich ruler of Demons,

Mc, pointing at Simeon: the nicest, most polite guy around who also can write a successful book series

Mc, pointing at Solomon: and the idiot who could accidentally poison you with boiled water.

Mc: At least that checks out